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Grandma Who Survived Great Depression Casually Drops That She Once Killed Man For Mayonnaise (theonion.com)

submitted 2 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The only realistic solution is to hire a taster to ensure all your foods are poison free. Finally the right can live out that age-old Medieval feudal fantasy.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah, because the alternative, you know, being a decent and nice human being is souch worse!

I never understood those that need violence to get what they want. More flies with honey than vinegar and such...