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How likely would it be to find DNA in there?
It's very possible that it isn't really piss and just yellow-dyed water. Maybe an artificial piss of sorts.
They used the same conspiracy theory for the Shit Bandit!
If the perp is smart, he'd down a whole bottle of bleach before marking his turf. The bleach will make the piss-DNA essentially untraceable. I imagine it'd only be harmful if he drank ammonia around the same time. Don't do that, kids!
Why would a smart person drink the bleach rather than just pouring some into the bottle?
To kill all the COVID, idiot.
Oh shit, never even thought about that! Thanks, mister!
I read that sentence in my head in a Dwight Schrute voice.