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K9 Unit Shuts Off Body Cam Before Tearing Squeaky Toy New Asshole (thehardtimes.net)
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[โ€“] darvocet@infosec.pub 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You know that toy was resisting something terrible.

[โ€“] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

And it smelled like catnip