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K9 Unit Shuts Off Body Cam Before Tearing Squeaky Toy New Asshole (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You know that toy was resisting something terrible.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago

And it smelled like catnip

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 5 months ago

They're Not All Good Boys

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Dying here! 😆

[–] buzz86us@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

The only kind of police brutality that is acceptable