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"Trump walked on stage, shit his pants, and swore at the audience. His polling subsequently went up 3 pts."
We really are that fucking stupid... It's absolutely insane
And using a bathroom when you have perfectly good pants is considered woke.
MTG claims Democrats beamed shit into Trump's pants with lasers.