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Sin for Jesus! (lemmy.ca)
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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I only sin so Jesus has a job.

I'm a job creator.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

they're gonna automate that soon

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Lewd Love Machines

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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