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“Effective immediately, disaster wide -- cease inspections today and return to your hotels,” an alert from Vanguard Inspection Services read on Saturday. “FEMA received news that the Title 10 (active military unit deployed to NC) came across some trucks of militia units who said they were out hunting FEMA personnel.”

Vanguard was not immediately available for comment.

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[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The fuck does Vanguard Inspection Services even mean. Vanguard..inspections?? ???

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds like some shell company hired by investors and paid for by the government.

[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Sure, I guessed that; but who does the naming for these? Do they just pick from a spreadsheet of generic PMC Metal-Gear name-lists and throw darts?

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

I mean, outside of leftist discourse and Kojima Lore, the word "Vanguard" has a big association with

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vanguard_Group

The Vanguard Group, Inc. (commonly known as simply Vanguard) is an American registered investment advisor founded on May 1, 1975 and based in Malvern, Pennsylvania, with about $9.3 trillion in global assets under management as of May 2024. It is the largest provider of mutual funds in the world.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Yeah that’s what it seems like. Some baby brained failed tech CEO starts a company to extort the government while pretending to be helping people.