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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think it's our responsibility, as a species, to not allow billionaires to spread outside of Earth

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

Yep.

"Keep the bug on this planet." - K, Men in Black

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Agreed, these people are a cancer and we can't let them metastasize.