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MY PERFECT MOURNING ROUTINE (lemmy.world)
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The perfect way to mourn your mundane life.

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[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

5:30am - Wake up in the mornin' feeling like P. Diddy 6:00am - Grab my glasses; I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city 5:45am - Before I leave, brush my teeth, with a bottle of Jack 'Cause when I leave for the night I ain't comin' back