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[–] ClassifiedPancake@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Most of these make sense but its from a very privileged perspective.

[–] SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

2pm: have a meeting of max 1 hour.
3pm: end of work day, start prepping diner.
7pm: done with diner, wash the twenty pans and nine oven trays.
7:30pm: more weightlifting, more testosterone = more better.
9pm: time for bed, a good night rest starts early!

Social life is a waste of time 99% of the time, just take those antidepressants more often.

"Work for 3 hours"

Sure, I actually agree, I get more done in 3 hours than my coworkers do in a day. But it's not like I'm going to get to go home after that. I'll just get to sit and do nothing for the rest of the day looking busy.

[–] cr4ck0r@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 day ago

That's a psychopath's handwriting.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And here's mine:

  • 6:30 am - wake up due to 4yo kicking or whatever
  • 7 - clean up the kitchen a bit
  • 7:30 - make breakfast and lunch for myself and kids
  • 8:15 - drive kids to school (we decided on a charter school, so no bus service)
  • 9:15 - get to work and refill my water bottle and whatnot
  • 9:30-11 - morning meetings
  • 11-12 - pretend like I'm working/check email/etc
  • 12-1 - lunch
  • 1-3 - work on my tasks for the day
  • 3-5 - fix something that went wrong, because something always goes wrong just before I go home
  • 5-6 - drive home (would take 30 min w/o traffic, but here we are)
  • 6-7 - make dinner or clean up house
  • 7-9 - get kids ready for bed (takes forever because they're really looking for time w/ me)
  • 9-10 - do adult stuff, like paying bills or shopping for birthdays/christmas stuff; maybe take a walk w/ SO; if the stars align, read a book or play video games

So yeah, that's me. I get about as much done in those 2 hours of actual work as many of my coworkers get, so I think I'm doing alright.

Here's an alternative schedule when I WFH:

  • 6:30-8:45 - same as above, just w/o commute
  • 10-12 - do work (we have fewer meetings on WFH days
  • 12-1 - get some exercise in my garage (kids are at school)
  • 1-3 - do more work while eating lunch
  • 3-5 - play video games or something in my home office (I've already done 2x the work I normally do)
  • 5-6 - make dinner or clean up house
  • 6-8 - hang out with family
  • 8-8:30 - get kids ready for bed (much easier since I can work the bedtime routine in the "hang out" part)
  • 8:30-10 - same as above, but I have an extra 30 min (hooray!!)

So yeah, most of what the OP posted cannot apply to me, but I get a similar amount of work done.

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

5:30am - Wake up in the mornin' feeling like P. Diddy 6:00am - Grab my glasses; I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city 5:45am - Before I leave, brush my teeth, with a bottle of Jack 'Cause when I leave for the night I ain't comin' back

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ah right, a walk around nature! Because I have so much nature around me!

(Also, I'd prefer to get meetings and impromptu requests from colleagues in the morning, because I tend to get way in the zone around 14h-15h, with the drawback that I often run way in excess of 17h when I'm supposed to leave so I'm home by ~1815.)

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 25 points 2 days ago

Did they draw hyperlinks in their notebook?

[–] celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

People love to shit on linkedinlunatics (myself included) but people who think that you can get up at 11am, never exercise, never structure your day, and spend all day on lemmy and somehow achieve your goals are just as delusional.

This list might seem crazy to some people (some of the advice is hyper specific to this person's specific lifestyle) but literally everything is a good idea on it. You don't become successful at a thing unless you make a plan and structure your day around that priority. Learning how to say no to things is huge. People pleasing is a mental illness. If you have the ability to say no, and you're not at risk of getting fired or letting down someone you care about, if it doesn't serve your goals, you say no to it.

[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My biggest criticism is that I'm not really the one who sets my meeting schedule, even when I'm the one who sends the invite. Unless your entire company has a "no meetings until 2pm" policy this isn't really doable. Especially if you work with people in multiple time zones.

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I only got to institute this when I started working for myself. It took me a year or two to realise. For all clients or all agencies I sub for I have a strict no meetings before 930am rule. I haven't told anyone why - my calendar is just blocked out so each probably individually thinks I have some recurring appointment with another client. Nup. I'm in bed drinking my coffee. I'm a shit sleeper, if I manage at all. I spent decades working to the early birds' schedule. Fuck that.

But it is a privilege and very few can achieve that working in a company. It's gross to suggest to people they can just do it. I know my situation is niche. To suggest otherwise is arrogant and ignorant.

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[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A lot of these LinkedIn lunatic posts are absurd. This one seems totally reasonable, healthy, and leaves plenty of time for hobbies and family/friends.

Minus the meeting time restriction. Dunno how you manage that unless you're the owner of the company.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sounds horrible. Here's mine:

  • Stand up when woken up and feeling like it.
  • look into my wife's cute face.
  • we make food, watch star trek, drink tea
  • decide how and where we're gonna spend the day. Gaming? Binging? Pool? Museum? Zoo? Just driving around with no goal? Shopping-tour? Visit some city? Some voluntary work to help those less fortunate? Doing absolutely nothing?
  • end the day in peace whenever we feel like it.

Oh yes. No kids, no pets.

[–] SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Oh yes. No kids, no pets.

No job?

Or is this just a weekend routine?

OP could be retired.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes. No job. Retired somewhere mid-20s. With 2 occasional let's-try-something-new-job for some months since then. That was nearly 3 decades ago. So, weekend only matters because, where we live, life slowly withers saturdays and is dead as a doornail on Sundays 😁

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I read that as you retired in your mid-20s, not that you retired in 2020.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 20 hours ago

Oh. Right. My 20s not THE 20s 😁

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Here's mine:

  • Wake up when the neighbour above me slams their door
  • Glance over at my phone and realize I have an hour still
  • Bask in that extra hour sleep without actually sleeping
  • Groggily get up, shower
  • Walk to the station, buy a coffee
  • And wait for the next autopilot routine to kick in
[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm so sorry man. Capitalism just sucks for the vast majority. It's not my system-of-choice, even if i highly profit of it. It's humanity's bane and ultimate end.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Eh, it'd be the same routine under socialism but the end goals would be different.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd hope for it to be even more fair. Housing for all, healthcare for all, public transport... All the shit that shouldn't be a for-profit but is. Unless you're a landlording insurance-ceo that owns trains. Then the current system just rocks.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That's the ideal, but I imagine there'd be a great deal of equity required to get the ball rolling, and people wouldn't immediately change households to build a new utopia, but would likely have to go through the arduous process of either doing the work, or setting up the committees to do the work.

The end goal would be different, but I imagine it would be the same daily slog, just with perhaps slightly better hours, and maybe less enthusiasm for doing it since the threat of homelessness and starvation would no longer dangle above our heads.

A small minority would bounce out of bed every morning with a burning passion to complete the mission, but I think that same minority tend to be the ones who happily work dog hours and dog wages in feel-good startups

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 2 points 20 hours ago

Okay. This daily-slog shouldn't really be a thing. Ideally. People shouldn't just do shit just to do shit. But to do shir because it'd need to be done and they kinda are fine with it. Not everyone's fine with collecting garbage like not everyone's fine to do rocket science. To fuel the stereotyoes. But some are fine doing one or the other. Or anything in between. It should be catered to that. Ok, now my shit sounds like utopia....

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Tldr guy only works 3 hours a day

[–] celsiustimeline@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Says right on the list that he schedules all of his meetings for the afternoon. The 3 hours of deep unbroken undistracted work in the morning (if he actually is able to pull it off) would definitely be a more productive work day than your average 9-5 office worker. It's been shown in studies that the 40 hour work week of an average middle manager in an office produces very little value to a company, and is full of useless meetings and distractions that derail concentration.

Exactly.

My work routine is somewhat similar to OP's, but flipped (meetings from 9-11, actual work from 1-3 or 1-4). I wish it was flipped, but still, 2-3 uninterrupted time is plenty to get real work done. That happens more consistently on my WFH days, though I can occasionally get real work done in the office (WFH 3x/week).

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I mean, same honestly. Thank god for remote working (but if any hiring managers are reading I totally work all day at home).

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)
  • wake up whenever, alarm usually goes off 8:30. Maybe i hit snooze a buncha times

  • start work at 10. Wfh, pants optional

  • work according to load, mostly fart about house.

  • Take a long walk for lunch, usually blow out my step requirements

  • fuck off work 3:30, go fuck around in garden until sun sets

  • big fat dinner sitting on my arse watching telly with hubs, then gaming after he goes to bed at 9ish

  • bed around 1ish under fat purring cat.

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[–] bstix@feddit.dk 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (10 children)

Most people don't get a chance to do those things. Wake up, commute while sending off kids, work dreadful shit, collect kids, shop, make dinner, relax15 minutes, pass out, repeat.

Except. bank holiday comes 6 times a year. Cheers.

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[–] teuto@lemmy.teuto.icu 1 points 1 day ago

Wake up between 7 and 10 depending on what timezone I'm in, I work late so I don't need an alarm. Open the hotel blinds to get some real light. Eat some yogurt. Do a light work out. Shower. Do whatever until whenever my phone says go to work. Work 3–14 hours based on whatever schedule is on my phone. Go to hotel. Go to bed. Appreciate the fact that I have no meetings ever and at least 16 days off a month.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Step 8: wake up for real this time. It's 9:30 and you're late.

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[–] yrmp@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Here’s my morning routine:

  1. Wake up at 8 (assuming a crying baby doesn’t wake me up sooner)

  2. Change diapers

  3. Spend time with my wife and sons

  4. Walk to the grocery store with my toddler (3500 steps round trip or so)

  5. Drink a kombucha on the way home (coffee raises my cholesterol and gives me awful anxiety symptoms)

  6. Change diapers

  7. Take my toddler to the playground, weather permitting

  8. Have lunch with my wife and sons

  9. Read books to my toddler, change his diaper, and put him down for a nap

  10. Think about how I’m leaving the USA next year partially because American work culture is absolute trash

I’m on paternity leave and it’s been the best part of my career. As in not working at all is the best part of my career. How fucked is that?

I would gladly change diapers and hang out with screaming kids all day instead of dealing with my dumb ass coworkers and people who can’t honor a meeting invite planned weeks out but then expect me to “hop on a quick call” which then achieves nothing. Between the constant threat of layoffs and losing my livelihood and the political backdrop of having my family deported because they’re too dark a shade of brown and speak Spanish sometimes?

Fuck this place. I’m out.

But no one died for your routine. A real mourning routine allocates time to remember those who have passed. /s

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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 75 points 3 days ago (1 children)
  • wake up at 5:30am

Fuck right off.

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