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submitted 2 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I saw prime bottles in a video about native american traditional woodcarvers.

People drink way too many energy drinks up in Canada too.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Prime Bottles = gatorade-like.

Prime Cans = caffeinated energy drink.

Not sure how they got popular with such limited selection and a flavor somehow more watered down than gatorade but shrug

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago

Aaaahhh that makes more sense.

The idea of these tranquil woodworkers blitzed on caffeine was what stuck out to me.