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Prime Bottles = gatorade-like.
Prime Cans = caffeinated energy drink.
Not sure how they got popular with such limited selection and a flavor somehow more watered down than gatorade but shrug
Aaaahhh that makes more sense.
The idea of these tranquil woodworkers blitzed on caffeine was what stuck out to me.