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Trump Pledges To Use Obscure 18th-Century Law To Marry Daughter (theonion.com)

submitted 2 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] stinerman@midwest.social 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

To be clear, he doesn't want to marry his daughter. He wants to fuck her.

[–] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

what's stopping him?

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

His physical strength.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Wow that was dark, thanks for the laugh!

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

Not her.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Great, now he and I have something in common.

Edit: her looks are about the least offensive thing about her, sorry. The terrible person is pretty hot. If it helps I'll wipe my dick on the curtains and give her a fake number.