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Trump Pledges To Use Obscure 18th-Century Law To Marry Daughter (theonion.com)
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[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Great, now he and I have something in common.

Edit: her looks are about the least offensive thing about her, sorry. The terrible person is pretty hot. If it helps I'll wipe my dick on the curtains and give her a fake number.