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[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Scary to think the election might come down to wich candidate has the better jre showing.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wanna see them both on hot ones

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Trump will melt by the 4th bottle

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Oops! All Da Bomb

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago

I can't see him getting past the 2nd. But will it be better or worse than dj kahlids?

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

:disgust:

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Translation for our East Asian friends: