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Trump Releases Skull Measurements From Phrenology Exam (theonion.com)
submitted 2 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I don't have enough phrens, Putin barely talks to me anymore, and un is busy playing blow up the bridge. I need a phrenologist.