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submitted 2 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"According to this debunked racist quackery I'm the best person who ever lived."

My first thought: I can't believe this idiot found a phrenologist.

[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I don't have enough phrens, Putin barely talks to me anymore, and un is busy playing blow up the bridge. I need a phrenologist.