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Harrison Butker Insists He Won’t Let Politics Distract From Upcoming Race War (theonion.com)

submitted 2 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] LostWanderer@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Onion is impeccable with their satire; horrifying facts made to be digestible using humor. Hopefully, this KKK shitburgler doesn't get the future he wants to create, that other young dudes and ladies thwart his every effort.

[–] SL3wvmnas@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Out of morbid curiosity I read the whole speech, and holy cow is this chock full of fascist dog whistles disguised as faithy redderick.

How is this possible to live a life this removed from reality and basic decency ? !??

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

rhetoric* btw, that spelling fucked me up haha

all things are possible through god!

[–] SL3wvmnas@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In the universe I come from redderick is used to describe red-state christo-fascist rhetoric while making a racket (I totally did not invent that word).

I know the feeling, I'm sorry I most certainly gave you a headache. Have a 💊 honey, hope you're feeling better now.

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Aww I'm sorry you got upset enough to respond with some lil cunty bs 💜 you didn't affect me at all don't worry

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Things like abortion, IVF, surrogacy, euthanasia, as well as a growing support for degenerate cultural values in media, all stem from the pervasiveness of disorder.

I get that there are legitimate criticisms about abortion and euthanasia, but in what world are IVF and surrogacy at all comparable? It's such a fucked worldview.

[–] LostWanderer@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 months ago

Those that adopt such an outlook tend to be far removed from the concept of empathy for other human beings…Others who don’t believe as them or live as them are simply in the wrong. It’s such a dismal way to exist in my opinion.