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submitted 2 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Reminder:

No one in your neighborhood is going to waste their expensive drugs getting your random kids high.

If they did, I'd go trick or treating and I'm a grown man.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

You're a grown man and don't go trick or treating?