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Shrinkflation Making It Impossible to Hide Razor Blades in Candy (hard-drive.net)
submitted 2 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Reminder:

No one in your neighborhood is going to waste their expensive drugs getting your random kids high.

If they did, I'd go trick or treating and I'm a grown man.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

You're a grown man and don't go trick or treating?

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 17 points 2 months ago

Not even a fun-sized one?

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Welp, on to fiberglass

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 5 points 2 months ago

They do make half blades that are basically a DE blade broken in half.

You get 2 for one!