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[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am looking for work and man. It is so hard to care. Despite what it means for my life and the life of my wife. Begging for the collar around my neck.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What sort of man are you looking for?

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

oh great. you made me read my first two sentences and it has unintentional in your endo.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Oh it’s definitely intentional in your endo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] pemptago@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Gives your last sentence new meaning, too.

Also, I know that feeling. However you meant it...

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 2 points 1 month ago

yeah. you know im known for writing like that purposefully but this was coincidence as it just was how I felt atm.