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Report Finds You Should Get To Retire After, Like, 6 Years Working Full-Time Job (theonion.com)
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[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Hey if they manage to pack an entire career's worth of bullshit into those six years, then yes you should.