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Report Finds You Should Get To Retire After, Like, 6 Years Working Full-Time Job (theonion.com)
submitted 9 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

I'm a huge proponent of this

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

God damn.......I'm way past due! Instead I have to get a SECOND job!!!

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Hey if they manage to pack an entire career's worth of bullshit into those six years, then yes you should.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nice, how do we make it happen?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 9 months ago

organize and unionize