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Catholic Church Courts Youth By Adding Badass Deity With Robotic Falcon Head (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] cerement@slrpnk.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

as was foretold in the sacred prophecies of Stargate

[โ€“] cadekat@pawb.social 20 points 1 month ago

Horus Guard from Stargate

Horus Guard represent!