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[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

This pairs so good with this ( not an onion )

The above has an ad-Blocker block

Here's the Wiki

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Oh I saw that one in my feed and thought that was the onion lol

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

i had to search online to be sure

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

as was foretold in the sacred prophecies of Stargate

[–] cadekat@pawb.social 20 points 1 month ago

Horus Guard from Stargate

Horus Guard represent!

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That is hilarious. Didn’t they just make a chibi anime girl though?

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are her boots covered in blood?

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

My friend said the same thing when she saw it, but we have since convened that it is infact the "Mud of Christ"

[–] Bashnagdul@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Buddy Jesus 2.0

[–] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

does it sexually assault children for millennia under the churches auspices, then be ignored, and allowed to continue to exist in nations which were it any other organization, have had it's leaders imprisoned and be banned outright too?

[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

It's a falcon head, not a policy change.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

Sounds like the British Broadcasting Corporation

[–] TimLovesTech@badatbeing.social 5 points 1 month ago

Not robotic or Falcons, but Dark Crystal is what I immediately thought of from the picture.

[–] ensoniqthehedgehog@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They should just swap their Jesus out for the one from the game The Inquisitor. That would be way cooler, I'd even consider going back to the church.