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[โ€“] REgon@hexbear.net 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

And one โ€” a 19-year-old private โ€” began to fall quickly when his chute did not open.

Yeah... That's just regular falling. That's what happens when you step outside a flying machine.

I know this is pedantic, but I dunno that sentence just tickled my funny bone. I'm imagining some sergeant explaining the incident with tactical words "Well uh the private - that is to say the individual soldier who was at the rank of PV1 - initiated a maneuver without previously ascertaining wether he was correctly equipped for the task. Upon succesfully completing several stages of the maneuver he began to experience a negative result of his lacking equipment - That is to say he began to increase his downwards velocity at an accelerating pace."

[โ€“] Awoo@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

There's a metaphor here for what the US is going through. I would almost argue the writer intends it too.