Specifically the assholes of Seattle.
Every TSA fascist belongs in a forced labor camp where they can do actual honest work for an actual honest wage for as many years as they've volunteered to terrorize the people of the world, plus 5 more because fuck them extra.
Not even five hours back stateside and I already wish I wasn't back because of those goddamn terrorists
Oh I'm being rude because you're being a fucking rules nazi enforcing esoteric arbitrary bullshit that literally no other fucking airport gives a shit about because it's already following fucking internationally agreed regulations fuck you fuck you fuck you Seattle TSA
TSA is a jobs program, but the federal government isn't supposed to do anything useful anymore so this is what it does.
I assume some billionaire makes a shit ton of money off "producing" these useless machines that let a stranger inspect your genitals.
No joke the first generation 3D body scanners were made by Halliburton.
Leidos (private military contractor) makes bank off this shit