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Catholic Church Courts Youth By Adding Badass Deity With Robotic Falcon Head (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are her boots covered in blood?

[โ€“] P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

My friend said the same thing when she saw it, but we have since convened that it is infact the "Mud of Christ"