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[–] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Replace "kill" with "imprison for life regardless of applicable law" and this isn't satire anymore. It's an oft-repeated campaign promise and has been for quite a while.