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[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why would you bring that condimental abomination into this friendly discussion?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I call tomatoes god's perfect food, but they can only be pushed so far until they become an abomination before a loving Jesus.