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Piss-Soaked Tucker Carlson Claims Demon Urinated On Him While He Slept (theonion.com)
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[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 33 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Ate the onion again!

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You must have missed what he actually did say recently, which this article is mocking.

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Last I heard from him it was the "spanking". You'll excuse me if I don't want to seek out more.

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 30 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Said that a demon scratched him in his sleep, and in the same breath says there were four dogs in his bed at the time.

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

😑

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 4 points 5 months ago

Yeah, that's how the rest of us reacted too.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 months ago

That's why you don't take peanut butter into bed