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Piss-Soaked Tucker Carlson Claims Demon Urinated On Him While He Slept (theonion.com)
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[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 56 points 2 weeks ago

I type lol a lot, but I need you all to know that I fucking HOWLED laughing at this. God damn is the new onion on point.