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Trump Admits Relationship With Epstein Severed After Dispute Over Dibs On Ivanka (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] drdiddlybadger@pawb.social 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It took me quite the moment to realize this was the onion so likely yes.

[โ€“] PunnyName@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I straight up ate the onion this time.