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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 95 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Alright. At what point do we admit that The Onion is just serving out legitimate factual stories?

This absolutely happened, right?

[–] drdiddlybadger@pawb.social 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It took me quite the moment to realize this was the onion so likely yes.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I straight up ate the onion this time.

[–] Eatspancakes84@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Yes it sounds plausible but the timeline does not add up. When Ivanka was 14 they were still friends.