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Trump Admits Relationship With Epstein Severed After Dispute Over Dibs On Ivanka (theonion.com)
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[–] Eatspancakes84@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Yes it sounds plausible but the timeline does not add up. When Ivanka was 14 they were still friends.