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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 74 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Call me an old curmudgeon, but I just cannot get behind "sm" or "smth". I hope that trend dies.

"Rizz" on the other hand is a fantastic term.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Sm" seems too short but "smth" has been used for decades.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I still don't know what that means , but I always read it as "Shit in My Hands"

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i think it's 'shaking my head'

[–] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's def shaking my head (in disappointment). I used to think people were misspelling stg (I swear to god) in reddit til I asked there one day.

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

On your standard keyboard accidentally typing m when you meant t would be quite tricky.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

It means shake my hand, you're welcome

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I guess that's what it means now

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well that's a different thing, as it's not an abbreviation, but an acronym. Which is why that actually gave me pause after years of using "smth" online, because I always read "smh" as "something" instead of "shaking my head."

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It always bothered me because "shaking my head" isn't even a figure of speech people say, so how the fuck can you use an acronym form of the expression.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Much like how gifs work, I presume.

Like you just imagine someone shaking their head. Just kine you imagine someone smiling when I type :)

The thing is, shaking ones head isn't as universal of a symbol as smiling. Some cultures have nods and shakes the other way around. Which seems somewhat weird.

[–] weker01@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

It was a figure of writing in old chatrooms and bulletin boards.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I though it stood for "sadomasochism" and was trying to figure out what that meant here.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It’s like the cooties… the key ring is the equivalent of “circle circle dot dot now you’ve had your cooties shot” because today’s youth are spoiled.

The times have surely changed. Kids and their fancy ass key rings… all I got was a titty twister & a loogey in the palm.

[–] pinkystew@reddthat.com 6 points 2 months ago

Right now it's popular to reduce words to three letters. On god. Mid. No cap. The trend seems to be removing as much information as possible while still leaving the meaning intact. It's an art form in the slang world apparently