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RFK Jr. Demands Secret Service Protection After Finding Cheez-It On Kitchen Floor (theonion.com)
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[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 1 points 1 month ago

See though that's too obvious. If he was terrified of cheez-it orange he would run in terror at the sight of Trump...