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Report: High Turnout Traced To Americans Mistakenly Voting On Vending Machine (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] zabadoh@ani.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I voted for Fanta, because fuck Doritos.

[โ€“] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

you better watch out, theres a certain poltical organization who created Fanta.