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Why do customer do this shit? "Hey I'm just calling to see if you have this thing in stock?" (hexbear.net)
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"No we're out right now."

"AHHHH BUT YOUR WEBSITE SAYS YOU DO HAVE IT! Hahaha I have owned you, you tricky LIAR!"

"The online inventory is frequently off."

"NOOOOOOOO!"

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[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

working in retail has calcified my position that no person should be allowed to enter any store for any reason

[–] D61@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Every customer interaction with a store is the Money Python and the Holy Grail bit with the French soldiers insulting the English knights scene...

Edit: I should spell Monty correctly, but its too late now, I'm committed.

[–] theturtlemoves@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

Four Candles might be closer.

[–] pastalicious@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

NGL, money pythons sound pretty scary.