this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2024
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like daddit for the fediverse but we all eat pizza with ranch and say "ope" a lot. all dads and non-dads are welcome. ranch on pizza is recommended but not required. ope is mandatory.

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[–] Rekonok@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] leftascenter@jlai.lu 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Because. Now go to bed please, else you'll be tired tomorrow.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I just said you’ll be tired tomorrow you little shit!!!

[–] No1@aussie.zone 5 points 4 days ago

Go the Fuck to Sleep, narrated by Samuel L Jackson.

Thought it might be useful for when they get in bed

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 4 days ago

Why do you think?

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Because things that aren't can't BE! Im...I'm just gonna buy you a tablet.