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[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought of a few fantastic Onion headlines and was tempted to write them but they all made me deeply sad.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh come on now! You can’t say that without sharing. We want to be deeply sad too!

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"In the wake of the Trump victory millions of Americans relieved to find out their white neighbours consider them 'One of the good ones'"

"Deodorant shelves empty as many LGBTQI+ "Allys" realise that they might actually have to prove it"

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

:p Good stuff.