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Please tell us what your list of crazy things was. Lol
I was slightly intoxicated for large parts of the evening, but the one that jumps to mind is I was going to say I was the founder/CEO of a startup specializing in dog euthanasia to help reduce labor costs at kill shelters. We're in talk to be bought out by Google right now.
The funny thing, is that my wife had just been laid off from the company she worked for that paid for this, but the tickets and travel were already paid for, so we just went anyway. It was beautiful, because there would have been zero ramifications for pissing off the entire room full of suits.
TIL Google is in the market for dog euthanasia automation.
Prototype to be scaled up for people. /s
Nah bayer already has a solution. Alabama’s trying to find their own though
Meth?
Nitrogen chambers. Can’t waste good meth on people they don’t like
Ha! That's awesome. Definitely should've leaned way into it.