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[โ€“] Xenny@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Crossing my fingers he dies before inauguration

[โ€“] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Then we end up with couch fucker JD Vance as president.