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[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 14 points 4 days ago (4 children)

We can only hope the dictator passes of old age before anything crazy happens.

[–] n1ck_n4m3@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (3 children)

You think vd dunce is going to be any better for the USA than discount orange hitler?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Maybe he'll be too busy fucking the couches in the Oval Office to do any presidenting?

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I would hate to be the person in charge of squeegeeing the presidential couch after vance gets his hands on it.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

I mean, they are studded...

And PURPLE!

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Thats why you have to hope for both to die ~~of old age~~

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Going to put all my chips on President JD Vance to restore democracy

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Says here President Vance just let Elon peg him in the State of the Union... And he won re-election by 108% on the new voting machines he bought for all states?"

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Dems asking everyone to respect the process and continue with an orderly transition to a full fascist government. Please remember to respect our institutions, honor our brave Stasi interrogators, and Back the Blue so that our collective liquidation can occur in an efficient and budget-conscious fashion.

[–] maplebar@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

As sad as it is, and I know you're probably being sarcastic, but that may be our only chance as salvation at this point.

America is right on the brink of being FUBAR.

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Crossing my fingers he dies before inauguration

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Then we end up with couch fucker JD Vance as president.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

We might simply get saddled with one of his failsons or his sex do-uhh, daughter.