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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 92 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"We would have voted for Harris if she would just have brought peace to the Middle East!"

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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And cured cancer. That's all that we need.

...and solved world hunger.

We don't need anything except peace in the middle east, a cure for cancer, and solutions to world hunger. And that's it!

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You just made me hear Steve Martin.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Ha! Good. I'm glad I pulled it off. I wasn't sure if it would be obvious or not.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Lol it was perfect. All i needed.

...and this lamp...

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 10 points 3 days ago

Amazing mashup of The Jerk and the Christmas skit.