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Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ (theonion.com)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by TachyonTele@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 167 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

For those out of the loop:
Global Tetrahedron is a fake evil corporation the Onion used as a bad guy in some stories.
Global Tetrahedron is also the real company that bought the Onion earlier this year.
Global Tetrahedron the real company also really bought InfoWars in a bankruptcy auction.
Global Tetrahedron the fake evil corporation is who wrote this article.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 67 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Onion's lore has layers.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Like an ogre

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

🤯

[–] Illecors@lemmy.cafe 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Replying to test email notifications

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

Got it

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

thanks

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

Unless it's the real evil corporation who wrote the article, as capitalism absorbs and monetizes criticism into itself...