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[โ€“] mlg@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Forgot the JVM eating the entire machine's RAM for breakfast

[โ€“] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 week ago

JVM is like a gas. It expands to fit it's container, however large that is.