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Anon tries programming in Java (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by LiamTheBox@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] mlg@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Forgot the JVM eating the entire machine's RAM for breakfast

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 hours ago

JVM is like a gas. It expands to fit it's container, however large that is.