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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 83 points 1 day ago (2 children)

fake, anon had a girl interested in him

gay, he almost had a three way

[–] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago

Love this community for keeping up with the 4chan spirit no matter what.

There's always a comment under every post explaining how it's fake and anon is gay.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Came here to say, it sounds like they wanted a third, and failing to note the possibility is one of the more immature features of the greentext.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Most people just aren't into that

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sorry for most people, but at the same time, most are more aware its a thing than anon has demonstrated.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why would you feel sorry for people not being into it?

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh no, there's so much more to be sorry for those people for besides just what they miss out on. I'm actually more prone to being sorry they are so vocal about it.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Someone just being into something doesn't make me feel like they're missing out. Not everyone likes the same things.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Again, I don't care what they are or are not missing out on. I care what they ruin for others, intentionally or otherwise. I'm sad for the rest of us that these sad-sacks are so certain of their majority and righteousness.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sorry but really don't understand what you're saying. Are you saying they're ruining things by turning down a threesome because they're not into it?

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Could be. The obliviousness is far more disappointing though. She might have liked OP better than her boyfriend in the end. At a minimum "I (knowing/unknowingly)turned down a threesome" is lot less pathetic than what we got.

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Need I remind you that this is both fake and gay

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 57 minutes ago* (last edited 57 minutes ago)

Anon's gender is unspecified and their profile pic is masculine, but I'll take your word for the gay part.