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[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 193 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

"We call her Carrie, because of the carriage return."

You can also try to give the child NULL as middle name for additional fun.

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 147 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (4 children)
[–] neanderthal@lemmy.world 19 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

He is being too nice. He needs to get a lawyer and sue that shitty company for harassment and whatever else.

ETA: The US isn't overly litigious. We are under litigious if anything.

[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 hours ago

Large corporations are overly litigious. Individuals can't afford to be litigious enough.

[–] bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml 64 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I just realized that the shitty software on the other side of the divide is casting null to ”null", which absolutely explains that issue. What a cluster

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 20 points 11 hours ago

Yeah, I love to rag on languages with weak typing, because of the potential for a bug, but seeing it play out in reality, directly with user input, that's certainly something else.

[–] kernelle@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago

shudders in NodeJS

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

they should have just used rust smh

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

Yeah, this is his daughter