Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Pil-grams!

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[–] ryguyflyguy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I feel like it’d be a little better as:

How much did the turkey weigh at the first Thanksgiving?

53 pil-grams!

Because then it’s also factual

[–] Broken@lemmy.ml 1 points 22 hours ago

This is gold

[–] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That might be a bit much for a 5-6 YO child, and a dad joke, but never miss a chance to educate!

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Wait, you guys tell dad jokes to children?

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I had children to legitimise my dad jokes.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

So had I. That didn't stop me from telling all the adults, unfortunately (for them).

[–] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I tell them to mine, but they're in their 20s.